They came from Inner-Space
It started as a bunch of Toys… Excuse me
“Action Figures” liscenced from Japan… But it
became an American part of the background
of the cultural matrix in many a kids mind.
I won’t write an essay on the origins and
what company - Wikipedia already has a good
breakdown and list. Please support Wikipedia
like a $5 donation on the Holidays! How much
TIME alone did they save you for that
argument, discussion, bar bet, trivia, school
report…?
But, originally started as a Japanese
thing…
Same basic premise - warriors from
another world but overall their size when they
come here is action figure size so kids can
pretend their toys “Action Figures” (anything to
NOT say “Doll”!!!) are really warriors that duke
it out when they aren’t around. Nope, Toy
Story was NOT original in that issue -
wonderful movie, but nope, toys being ‘living’
but only moving when the kid isn’t around is
hardly original, like think “Velveteen Rabbit”.
Well they “Westernized” it and sold the toys for
a while. Mediocre success but the company
kept pushing till it went bankrupt. I got a
“Time Traveller” figure and played
with it till it fell apart but kept the
remains… So? This is where it
should have joined the huge PILE
of failed toy lines, even in good
times, right? Well, what saved it
is that they had liscenced the
brand to Marvel on a real long
term generous contract - I think
for a one-time payment versus
royalties. Marvel was able to
make up ANY story as long as they used the toys and kept
it kid marketable…
So, you had some now past 30 ex-Hippies with art
degrees sitting at Marvel. And the toy line they were doing
comics to promote went bankrupt…
Well, there’s a cool thing, don’t know if from early Muppet
show or from one of those Rocky & Bullwinkle things -
imagine a wrecked theater…
“The Show must go on!” someone yells…
“Why….?” the lead asks, despairing at the wreckage, like
mabye Crazy Harry used too much explosives to launch
Gonzo…
“Well… If it doesn’t, we don’t get paid…” After all, actors,
like pornstars, are paid AFTER the performance…
“The SHOW must GO ON!!!” shouts the lead with vigor to
impress the Bard himself…!
So the guys at Marvel ran with it. Make the best D---
comic they can, make $ and hopefully it won’t get
cancelled or if it does they can argue they were making
tons of money so they get re-assigned, not a pink slip.
And they had what was the cliche “Pot-Head” statement:
“What if our Solar System was but an atom in some giant’s
finger and in our body each atom is a solar system?”
“Huhuuuuh….Deeeeep….” - right out of Animal
House, but only because it was heavily cliche for the
time, countless real life instances of similar bursts of
‘genius’ during inebriated/intoxicated states.
But - they ran with it, and they made it WORK. By
the time Marvel realized Micronauts toys were no
more they looked at the books and only short of top
tier sellers like Spider-Man and Daredevil under
Frank Miller were they making sales less than
awesome. Certainly enough to justify the salaries
and make a good profit. Again Marvel had more or
less bought the “Comic Book” rights under a sweet,
long lasting deal to a now dead toy line. Closing the
thing down would have only thrown away an
opportunity to make more money. They had a similar
thing going with ROM the SpaceKnight - which I’ll get
to later.
But - oh, the story they wove…!
They came from Inner-Space